Eddie. 20. Television Enthusiast. YouTuber. Gamer. Future Big Brother Contestant.

Just saving the world. One post at a time.

 

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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unclefather:

unclefather:

jerkidiot:

okay but if Miley’s dad is Robbie Ray and Hannah Montana’s dad is Robbie Ray, how did no one notice that they were the same person for that long

Hannah Montana and Miley are the same person? 

Tag your fucking spoilers

westcoastwaterbender:

radicalmuscle:

onlylolgifs:

The floor is lava!

What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?

The fun kind.

westcoastwaterbender:

radicalmuscle:

onlylolgifs:

The floor is lava!

What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?

The fun kind.

Is there a life lesson you’ve learned from someone on your show? Well, [William H.] Macy is not afraid to ask our crewmembers, “Did you think that was funny?” And that’s kind of the best lesson: It doesn’t matter where a good idea comes from.

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I almost lost it at the Disney Store today.

instamatical:

Why? I watched a father very firmly tell his little boy “No, you can’t have that Rapunzel dress.” The boy was near tears until his dad continued, “That one’s way too small. Let’s find your size.”

Eventually, the little boy decided against the dress and, with his dad’s blessing, picked out a tiara instead, because “it’s better for everyday.”

Parenting: this guy’s doing it right. 

ebonybyg:

jjsinterlude:

2damnfeisty:

amazelife:

^^^

Reason why I no longer eat there.

At first I was thinking “but McDonald’s burger didn’t go bad”, but then my slow ass got the point.

But then what are we eating?

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All these widows and orphans, but what do you call someone who lost a child? You’d think someone would have given that a name.

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Good morning everyone! If you happened to miss my new TV Talks video on the most recent episode of Legend of Korra, then here you go! Thank you so much for watching!

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

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